AUGUST 9, 2004 - A song about the less fun parts of making friends on the internet.
lyrics
Your e-mails have more smilies than words
Convince me that you're not a nerd
Your journal says your feeling 'blank'
But I just saw you smile on your webcam
That's why
This time
I'm right
On the messenger she talks all night
But in real life she is really shy
All the friends on my list want a kiss
But I just need to feel some analog lips
The internet's for porn
Another addict's born
I finally realized
That it's not safe here
It's fake here
The internet's for porn
That's all a website's for
I finally figured out
That it's not safe here
It's fake here
When I see him we can hug all night
But online here all we do is fight
All the friends on my list want a kiss
But I just need to feel some analog lips
I sent you an e-mail two weeks ago
Would you come to my party?
But this saturday nobody showed up on my birthday
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